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    From Ward Dossche@2:292/854 to All on Fri Oct 31 01:35:58 2025
    Does anyone know if there's a variety of toilet paper available that would fit into an inkjet printer?

    I was just wondering, if it were existing how beautiful it would be to print each and every message by Alex G. onto it so that I would know what to wipe my arse with ...

    \%/@rd

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  • From Alex Galiyev@1:129/14.1 to All on Fri Oct 31 01:27:32 2025
    Hello All!

    Friday October 31 2025 01:35, Ward Dossche wrote to you:

    I was just wondering, if it were existing how beautiful it would be to print each and every message by Alex G. onto it so that I would know
    what to wipe my arse with ...

    Now Ward sounds like Donald Trump, dumping shit on everyone - just like he's been dumping shit on Fidonet all these years. Way to go, Ward, destroying this network, you're doing an amazing job!

    Alex

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  • From Ward Dossche@2:292/854 to Alex Galiyev on Fri Oct 31 10:12:33 2025
    Buddy,

    Now Ward sounds like Donald Trump, dumping shit on everyone - just like he's been dumping shit on Fidonet all these years. Way to go, Ward, destroying this network, you're doing an amazing job!

    Let me tell you, when it comes to attempts at trying to annoy me, you don't even reach the ankles of the master in this art, the one whose name we're not supposed to mention.

    \%/@rd

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  • From Gerrit Kuehn@2:240/12 to Ward Dossche on Fri Oct 31 10:49:54 2025
    Hello Ward!

    31 Oct 25 10:12, Ward Dossche wrote to Alex Galiyev:

    Let me tell you, when it comes to attempts at trying to annoy me, you don't even reach the ankles of the master in this art, the one whose
    name we're not supposed to mention.

    So why did you ask for it? Feeling bored? Isn't there something else more worthy to write about?


    Regards,
    Gerrit

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  • From Ward Dossche@2:292/854 to Gerrit Kuehn on Fri Oct 31 12:50:45 2025
    Gerrit,

    So why did you ask for it? Feeling bored? Isn't there something else more worthy to write about?

    Anybody can write about worthy causes ... even you ...

    But I'll give it a try one of these days.

    \%/@rd

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  • From IB Joe@1:342/201 to Ward Dossche on Fri Oct 31 09:03:10 2025
    On 31 Oct 2025, Ward Dossche said the following...

    Does anyone know if there's a variety of toilet paper available that
    would fit into an inkjet printer?

    I was just wondering, if it were existing how beautiful it would be to print each and every message by Alex G. onto it so that I would know
    what to wipe my arse with ...


    You may have a problem... Check Amazon!!!

    IB Joe, Pronouns (FJB/LGB)
    AKA Joe Schweier
    SysOp of 4A 6F 65 73 42 42 53
    -=JoesBBS.com=-

    ... Kids: They're not sleeping, they're recharging!

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  • From IB Joe@1:342/201 to Ward Dossche on Fri Oct 31 16:40:56 2025
    On 31 Oct 2025, Ward Dossche said the following...


    Buddy,

    Now Ward sounds like Donald Trump, dumping shit on everyone - just lik he's been dumping shit on Fidonet all these years. Way to go, Ward, destroying this network, you're doing an amazing job!

    Let me tell you, when it comes to attempts at trying to annoy me, you don't even reach the ankles of the master in this art, the one whose
    name we're not supposed to mention.


    https://x.com/IBJOE/status/1984403677902463383

    I found a solution for you!!!

    IB Joe, Pronouns (FJB/LGB)
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  • From Ward Dossche@2:292/854 to IB Joe on Sat Nov 1 01:09:09 2025
    You may have a problem... Check Amazon!!!

    You mean that company owned by Jeff Bezos, also the owner of the Washington Post suppressing a free press and prime dick-sucker of Trump?

    Why would I venture there?

    \%/@rd

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  • From Ward Dossche@2:292/854 to IB Joe on Sat Nov 1 01:13:55 2025
    Joe,

    https://x.com/IBJOE/status/1984403677902463383

    I found a solution for you!!!

    :-)

    OK, in a way that'll work, but I'd have to copy all the drivel first by hand ...

    \%/@rd

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  • From Kurt Weiske@1:218/700 to Ward Dossche on Sat Nov 1 08:42:00 2025
    Ward Dossche wrote to All <=-

    Does anyone know if there's a variety of toilet paper available that
    would fit into an inkjet printer?

    I was just wondering, if it were existing how beautiful it would be to print each and every message by Alex G. onto it so that I would know
    what to wipe my arse with ...

    No judgement regarding Alex G's opinions (don't know offhand of his
    work) but I did see an open-source inkjet project. It used a spool of
    paper and printed downwards.

    https://www.crowdsupply.com/open-tools/open-printer

    You could feed the output end into a shredder and make a similar
    statement.



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  • From IB Joe@1:342/201 to Ward Dossche on Sat Nov 1 10:39:10 2025
    On 01 Nov 2025, Ward Dossche said the following...

    Why would I venture there?


    Because they may have a solution

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  • From IB Joe@1:342/201 to Ward Dossche on Sat Nov 1 10:40:10 2025
    On 01 Nov 2025, Ward Dossche said the following...


    I found a solution for you!!!

    :-)

    OK, in a way that'll work, but I'd have to copy all the drivel first by hand ...


    I'm glad I could help!!!

    IB Joe, Pronouns (FJB/LGB)
    AKA Joe Schweier
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    -=JoesBBS.com=-

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  • From Ward Dossche@2:292/854 to IB Joe on Sat Nov 1 21:39:34 2025
    Why would I venture there?

    Because they may have a solution

    They may have, but their boss can be bought ...

    \%/@rd

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  • From Ward Dossche@2:292/854 to IB Joe on Sat Nov 1 21:40:39 2025
    OK, in a way that'll work, but I'd have to copy all the drivel first IJ>WD> by hand ...

    I'm glad I could help!!!

    You mean ... you're going to do it for me?

    \%/@rd

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  • From Anthony Bonante@1:129/42 to Ward Dossche on Sat Nov 1 18:28:50 2025
    Does anyone know if there's a variety of toilet paper available that
    would fit into an inkjet printer?

    Why do you want to welcome hemorrhoids so easily?

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  • From Ward Dossche@2:292/854 to Anthony Bonante on Sun Nov 2 23:23:08 2025
    Does anyone know if there's a variety of toilet paper available that AB>WD> would fit into an inkjet printer?

    Why do you want to welcome hemorrhoids so easily?

    I think the knowledge gained from such an experiment would account for a giant leap in the advancement of the human race ... you know ... "One small turd in the toilet, one giant brown sweep for mankind...

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