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    From Denn@VERT/OUTWEST to All on Sat Apr 4 16:32:41 2026
    A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first American football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
    Oh, I really liked it she replied, especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.
    Dumbfounded, her date asked, What do you mean
    Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback! I was like Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

    My wife is blonde, she laughed, so it's fine!

    Denn

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  • From Daryl Stout@VERT/TBOLTBBS to Denn on Mon Apr 6 20:02:49 2026
    My wife is blonde, she laughed, so it's fine!

    This blonde had never seen a Thermos before, and she asked what it
    did. When told "it keeps cold things cold, and hot things hot"...it
    intrigued her, so she bought one.

    She took it to work the next day, and said it was because of what
    the salesman told her, that she bought it.

    So, she has soup and ice cream in it. :P

    Daryl

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  • From Codefenix@VERT/CONCHAOS to Denn on Tue Apr 7 09:40:07 2026
    Re: Blonde joke
    By: Denn to All on Sat Apr 04 2026 04:32 pm

    My wife is blonde, she laughed, so it's fine!

    Two blondes are out taking a walk. Along the way they see tracks along the path.

    The first blonde says, "Look! Deer tracks."

    The other blonde replies, "Nuh uh, they're bunny tracks!"

    They kept arguing about it until eventually the train hit them.

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  • From Lonewolf@VERT/BINARYDR to Codefenix on Fri Apr 10 14:18:17 2026
    Re: Blonde joke
    By: Codefenix to Denn on Tue Apr 07 2026 09:40 am

    Re: Blonde joke
    My wife is blonde, she laughed, so it's fine!

    A blonde called the fire department and said "My house is on fire, please hurry, bye!" The dispatcher said, wait, don't hang up, how do we get there? The blonde said "Well duh, the big red truck!"

    lw
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